#Bloomberg wallstreetbets lingo guide mod
#Bloomberg wallstreetbets lingo guide full

There is nothing new on Wall Street or in stock speculation. Without your love and support, none of this would be possible or even worth it. To my wonderful wife, Alejandra, and my beloved sons, Julian and Leonardo. В© 2020 by Jaime Rogozinski For information contact: First Edition: January 2020 This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. edit: some letter may be missing on mobile, shits fucked yo.How Boomers Made the WorldвЂ™s Biggest Casino for MillennialsДЄll rights reserved. TL DR: This sub was created to lose money. With this much people in a sub there is bound to be political commentary and I'd advise you to take it to a different sub. The only thing we care about on this sub is fucking gay bears and losing money.

Not only is it against the rules but nobody gives a fuck about your political thoughts. 'Why can't I trade' and the market is fucking closedДЄll this basic shit will piss off some degenerates because if you don't know any of this there is really no reason for you to be throwing 10k at weeklies you'll lose 99% of the time. People that invest in Vale, X or other stocks that go up when steel is in demandДon't ask retarded questions that are basic such as: Usually references people who trade futures or those that trade premarket Losers that have to wake up at 4 in the morning to look at the pre-market Heavy presence between 12am pst and 4am pst Usually a chad who lives in California or Washington. Any retard on wallstreetbets between the hours of 1am pst / 4am est - 4am pst / 7am est These guys get hard watching other people get hard These guys get hard when stocks go sideways These guys get hard when stocks go way up and then way down Being called gay bear is 100x worse, true story. Note: 'gay bear' in NOT an alternative to calling someone 'retard'. On your adventure throughout Wallstreetbets you'll notice some retards representing different types of 'gangs' heres a quick guide to what they stand for.Д«ear Gang / Gay bears / Virgin traders ? If somebody says 'nobody tell him' they are not being a dick you are just so fucking retarded because your question is probably basic shit you should know before investing. No you don't need to report users for saying you probably do blowjobs behind the wendys. No you don't need to report users that say they fucked your wife while her boyfriend watches No you don't need to report users who call you retarded. when your chillin and some shit pops off that makes the stock market moon or drill Blessed us with 0% interest rates causing stocks to only go up. Recent meme popularized by Jim Cramer in regards to Gamestop when he tried to imitate Wallstreetbets users what you say when your stock takes a shit Either means a stock went down -0.05% or -50% Either means a stock went up 0.05% or 600% When the money printer gets turned on and prevents a drill from drilling further It means doing your homework on a specific stock or the overall market when you account goes from $4000 to $0 in 30 seconds when everybody getting paid and you feel left out. To have a smooth brain means to have no grooves which means you're fucking retarded.

apparently the grooves in your brain determines your intelligence. what you buy when you make a poor decision A YOLO should be atleast 4 digits and represent 98-100% of your account $400 into GME weeklies is not a YOLO you dumb fuck. When US stock markets open and they buy up what Europoors sold When the European stock markets open up and they start selling because they lack economic stimulus. when somebody has made a poor decision and is regretting it You sell at the slightest red tick because you're overleveraged and are a pussy. Your hands are literally made of diamonds

#Bloomberg wallstreetbets lingo guide mod

When you say or ask something so fucking retarded someone has requested a mod to ban you A phenomena where you are so retarded and don't know what the fuck your doing you somehow make money on your first trade Use autistic to describe someone that actually does due diligence and knows what they are doing It means your fucking stupid and don't know what the fuck you're doing To buy an FD is to buy a weekly option that is so fucking retarded it might just work I'm going to give you the quick rundown on Wallstreetbets culture for you newcomers to get acclimated or if you're a CNBC boomer not knowing what the fuck is going on in this sub.ДЇD (stands for 'f' word (no not fuck the other F word) delight)

#Bloomberg wallstreetbets lingo guide full

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